HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY, KHUSHI JI ✨

Welcome to the only museum where the exhibits actively bully each other.

⚠ WARNING: ARCHIVE CONTENTS
  • ✓ Bad jokes
  • ✓ Emotional damage
  • ✓ B99 references
  • ✓ One squirrel 🐿️
  • ✓ One idiot
  • ✓ Suspicious amounts of momo
  • ✓ Zero refunds
ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK

SECTION 1: "Who even are we?"

Personnel Files & Badge Clearance

NINE-NINE DETECTIVE

Detective Terrible Detective

Occupation: Professional Yapper
Special Skill: Forgets basic things. Remembers conversations from 3 months ago.
Weakness: ADHD? "Shayad 🙂"
NINE-NINE MENACE

Lord Bobby / Aditya

Occupation: Professional Menace
Special Skill: Turning every sentence into "Title of your sex tape 😎"
Weakness: Drops entire plate of Maggi into sink.

Friendship Progress

100% (MAXIMUM BAKCHODI)

SECTION 2: Friendship Stats

Official Analytics & Metrics

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Bad jokes cracked
487
Threats of physical violence
Classified
"Title of your sex tape" jokes
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Times Aditya got beaten
Daily
Times Khushi planned violence
Mandatory
Momos promised (1st meeting)
Too Many
Songs gifted
Countless
Emotional support sessions

SECTION 3: OUR LORE

Historical Archive Timeline

Pinterest Comment Section
Random Conversation
"Why is this stranger actually funny?"
Best Friends
Doug Judy & Jake
Laal Pari 👠
Squirrel Girl 🐿️
One year later
Still idiots.

SECTION 4: Push Every Button

Do not touch anything (or do).

Click a button above to test...

SECTION 5: Guess Who Said It?

Test your knowledge of our daily nonsense

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SECTION 6: Nickname Collection

Click any card to reveal its backstory!

🐿️ Gilhari Girl
Maintains a stash of random memories & hyperactive squirrel energy.
👠 Laal Pari
Operation: Laal Pari. Elegant yet extremely dangerous when annoyed.
👻 Peeli Bhootni
A classic title earned through sheer spooky shenanigans.
🚓 Doug Judy
The Pontiac Bandit to my Jake Peralta. Smooth, hilarious, unstoppable.
👧 Phoebe
Unmatched quirky energy & chaotic wholesome vibes.
😎 Detective Terrible Detective
Solves zero crimes, but remembers every detail from 3 months ago.
💛 Peelu
The softest nickname reserved for rare wholesome moments.

SECTION 7: The Evidence Locker

Classified Case Files

📁 FILE 001
The Great Maggi Disaster

Status: Entire Maggi sacrificed to the sink.

📁 FILE 002
The Donut Incident

Status: Too freaky. Classified by high command.

📁 FILE 003
The Head Photo

Expected: Something scandalous.
Reality: Literal head.

📁 FILE 004
The Grammar Case

Victim: "The ship has already been sailed."
Arresting Officer: Miss Grammar 😊

📁 FILE 005
Operation Instagram

Password: adityagadhaa
Mission: Successful.

📁 FILE 006
Khushi's Empty Brain

Outcome: No winner found.

SECTION 8: Emergency Button

For high-level clearance personnel only

SECTION 9: Bucket List

Official Pending Operations

Momos
Shopping
Movie Marathon
Halloween Heists
Random Instagram Games
Photos
Toy Heist
Stealing Scrunchies
Khushi stealing money instead
Becoming lifelong idiots

SECTION 10: Friendship Compatibility

Running Diagnostic Scan...

Dear Khushi,

For an entire year we've somehow managed to turn random conversations into core memories.

We've laughed over absolutely ridiculous things.

We've somehow made threats sound affectionate.

We've made B99 references a second language.

We've somehow collected more nicknames than normal people collect friends.

And somewhere between all the jokes...

You quietly became one of my favourite people.

So here's to another year of bad humour, good conversations, random surprises, future momos, Halloween heists, and whatever new nonsense we manage to create.

Happy Friendship Day,
my Laal Pari,
my Gilhari Girl,
my Doug Judy.

Love you, Bestie. 💛